Selhurst Park Jesus Illusion

Michael Tulley sent in this new Jesus Illusion :) Along with the aerial photo below, he wrote: “I don’t know if you have seen this before, this is an aerial photograph from streetmap.co.uk. It shows the football ground of Crystal Palace FC in London, England. The image of Jesus appears in the wear and tear of the grass on the pitch! Regards, Michael.”

119 Replies to “Selhurst Park Jesus Illusion”

  1. i see something, but not so sure it is Jesus.

    maybe it is a ghost from some past baseball great that was taken from his prime. now he haunts the stadium search for his last record breaking home run.

    also it kinda looks like the queen from the Sex Pistols art God Save The Queen.

    could be anything!!

    Happy Friday!!

  2. with much imagination i see an old man’s face. why are all these things supposed to look like jesus?

  3. Why is anything that resembles a humanoid face always interpreted as Jesus? Doesn’t he have better things to do with his time than create mystical oversized portraits of himself on the Earth’s landscape?

    Other than that, I think it kind of resembles the Mona Lisa

  4. I see Jesus. You have to look at it the right way though. If you look at it with the wrong light it looks really weird. Or, weirder than it already looks.

  5. it looks like its been photoshopped. it still looks cool though.

    and its a football field and when i say football i mean soccer

  6. I’m not seeing Jesus – Definately a face of somekind though – Maybe its the reason why Crystal Palace dont seem to have much luck! (Ric….Crystal Palace are a Football (Soccer) team in the English Championship league – similar to Norwich City but not as good! hehe)

    Keep up the illusions :D

  7. i think this is lame…it doesn’t even look like Jesus Christ and ric i’m sure its not a ghost. thats just stupid.

  8. “baseball great”??? euh

    This is the UK – hello! ;-) Baseball??? Be off with you! its soccer (dooh!) football!

  9. Interesting, quite interesting. I just want to ask you this. Did you go through all the stadiums in the world in hopes of finding jeasus.

  10. Hmmm – unlikely to be a baseball great, given that Crystal Palace FC are an English football (“soccer”) club!

  11. It’s a bit vague but IF you really see a white man with a beard, i tell you: Jesus was NOT a white man. Besides, it’s green, so maybe a lost Martian.. ;)

  12. that is soo weird…
    I agree with the previous writer though – it could be anything.
    It might even be me….

  13. dear ric, your ignorance is painful, crystal palace fc is a football club, or soccer team. the only baseball greats to visit that stadium, were cheering for a soccer team

  14. Well, Ric, I agree with your assessment that it’s not Jesus, but baseball isn’t played at the football ground of Crystal Palace…

  15. No offense ric but jeez its clearly not a baseball field!

    I beleive in Jesus and this is a kickass illusion!

    Cud of been photoshoped but its still cool

    Keep up the neat illusions guys!

  16. I can C Jesus when its tiny, but when u C it up there ^^^ it looks like a lady, or a goat eye or the mona lisa…yea, i get alot ouf of it…..but not really Jesus

  17. IT IS JESUS!!!! I WILL STAND BY MY RELIGION NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE THINKS OR SAYS ABOUT ME AND MY FAITH!!!

  18. maybe its a heavenly sign that jesus supports england!!! well i believe in jesus so…
    GO ENGLAND!!!,
    but then again, maybe he is dissapointed that england lost the world cup?
    maybe next time guys!
    or maybe…..

    JESUS IS GONNA PLAY 4 ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!
    AND IS GONNA MAKE THAT STADIUM A STAIRWAY 2 HEAVEN 4 THE CLUBS HANGOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GO JESUS

  19. I wounder if the matches there are always a draw considering Jesus is supposed to be a peace maker.

  20. If it’s not jesus then it is Satan mocking jesus. Who else has the power to create there image on a feild. If it has or hasn’t been doctored then it shows us how his control is beyond our comprehension. Trust in him.

  21. A “testament” to the brain’s ability to see a face where there is none. I do see it, but is it Jesus?

  22. The biggest illusion here is that a lot of people see someone they’ve never actually met or have seen photos of.

    I’ve just watched the news and now I know for sure it’s…… Osama Bin-Laden.

  23. It looks like Usama bin Laden. To many people, it looks like Jesus. Moral of the story: Usama bin Laden is a descendant of Jesus.

  24. It is a genuine photo (not doctored by Photoshop or anything), I think one of the local papers in Croydon/South London ran with it a while back. You have to say it looks like Jesus don‘t you? Who would bother to look if I said it looks like Bert Smith from down the road!

  25. Leonardo, there’s hundreds of photos of Jesus. Don’t be ignorant, ignorance and hard-headedness are the prime reason people renouncing their faith, and therefore the root of all problems in the world.

    No one in their right mind can deny seeing the face of our saviour. This miracle is just one in a long row of evidence that jesus is trying to tell us something.

    If you don’t see it you’re probably already under satan’s influence already.

    I will pray for you

  26. Yes, if the photo is untouched, then there is a face there, but it looks to be closer to Robin Williams in Awakenings rather than Jesus. Why do People automatically jump to ‘Halelujah it’s jesus’ whenever a bearded face appears? Especially one as indistinct as this one.

  27. there isnt strong evidence thats jesus… besides. it could be caused by crazy men running around the field chasing ball till the grass turned orange..

  28. i didn’t know jesus had a mustache. looks like anyone. could be jesus though. or the mona lisa. but the mona lisa doesn’t have a mustache either. or it could be a sign from the aliens. or God! or it could be….

  29. by the way, cameras wheren’t common until at least the 1800s, so there aren’t any photographs of Jesus. and the paintings you see of Jesus are the artist’s (usually western-isd) ideas of what He looked like. and, unfortunately, Jesus was a heritic in His day (think martin luther in catholic england around king henry 8’s rule)so there probably wouldn’t be any images of Him anyway.

    that’s not to say he wasn’t right.

  30. That looks like some good grass and you all apparently have been smoking it. It’s Tommy Chong now find me Cheech and I will be impressed \m/(-_-)\m/

  31. Here’s the scoop:

    1) If a human likeness shows up in a stain, grilled cheese sandwich, or football stadium and it looks like a woman with long hair, it’s supposed to be Mary. If it looks like a woman with long hair and a beard, it’s supposed to be Jesus. Those are the rules, no doubt set by the catholic church many years ago.

    2) Yes, John Lennon had long hair and a beard, as did many people in the 70’s, but he’s not as likely to pop his face into anything that’s not making money in perpetuity. And don’t say that it’s John too loudly or Yoko might sue the stadium.

    3) Everyone who thought Mel was seriously saying that there are photos of Jesus has fallen into the trap that Mel set for them. Apparently it’s funny to say stupid things pretending to be religious so that people think religious people are stupid.

    4) It’s true that nobody knows what Jesus looked like, except that he had a beard (which was torn out by Romans shortly before his crucifixion.) As human beings, our brains are hard-wired to find faces, even in unusual places. If that face happens to have a beard, it might as well be ascribed to such an important person, but I can think of a hundred other things which remind me of Jesus besides a poorly-watered football pitch. Like motorcycle riding, and chasing chickens, and Diet Pepsi. (No, I’m serious.)

  32. Just to add to the field debate:
    for all our American friends

    ‘Even if it were Derby County’s “Baseball ground” we would still be talking about soccer.’

  33. this is right up there with those idiots who see the virgin mary in toast and on tree bark. Seriously, get over it. It’s some dead grass.

  34. i just see normal wear & tear. but then i’m an aetheist.
    (didn’t read all posts. 91!!! people sure feel pretty strongly about this kinda thing)

  35. Oh cmon, it is jesus (it is the main jesus picture containind upper torso and up). Secondly it is quite obvious to have been photoshoped.

  36. Thats really kewl, and i love it. This is like, a once in a lifetime chance..no one will ever see anything like this ever again.

  37. @ ethan #16 (and all the other)

    it looks like its been photoshopped. it still looks cool though.

    if it were photoshopped, everybody who had ever used photoshop could do it much better than that.
    this illusion is just a bad picture from a satelite like every other pic too.

  38. I am a Crystal Palace Fan and I Love this pic – it a bit freaky – but shows we’re going to the Premiership next year.

    P.S. EAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLLLLLLLES!

  39. look like hairy mario witha crown lol does anyone else see this
    P.S. what is your name ‘dont ask ask for my name’

  40. People!! That’s just a computer chip!! Gosh!! You can’t tell the difference between reality and a computer chip!?

  41. i just see homer simpson too! lolz very funny! can’t even see jesus. who the hell said it was a computer chip???!! dumbass!

  42. Have You Ever Seen Jesus? Every Person With Long Hairs and Beard is not Jesus. And By The Way What Is Jesus Doing In The Ground Under The Feet Of Dozens Of Football Players?

  43. It totally looks like the face on the Shroud of Turin, and unless it’s an incredible coincidence I’d say the grass has been cut that way on purpose or it’s just a photoshopped image.

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