Selhurst Park Jesus Illusion

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Michael Tulley sent in this new Jesus Illusion :) Along with the aerial photo below, he wrote: "I don’t know if you have seen this before, this is an aerial photograph from streetmap.co.uk. It shows the football ground of Crystal Palace FC in London, England. The image of Jesus appears in the wear and tear of the grass on the pitch! Regards, Michael."






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  1. Anonymous ric 

    i see something, but not so sure it is Jesus.

    maybe it is a ghost from some past baseball great that was taken from his prime. now he haunts the stadium search for his last record breaking home run.

    also it kinda looks like the queen from the Sex Pistols art God Save The Queen.

    could be anything!!

    Happy Friday!!

  2. Anonymous Bravery Onions 

    with much imagination i see an old man's face. why are all these things supposed to look like jesus?

  3. Anonymous Craig 

    For one it's a football (soccer ground) looks like jesus yes I can see it!

  4. Anonymous anon 

    that'd make sense if it was a baseball field, but it's a football pitch.

  5. Anonymous Frank 

    That ain't Jesus, man! That's me...! No, it's an airplane.... No, it's

    plain grass.

  6. Anonymous Lee 

    Baseball?! My dear fellow, that's a football ground...

  7. Anonymous Carl C. 

    Why is anything that resembles a humanoid face always interpreted as Jesus? Doesn't he have better things to do with his time than create mystical oversized portraits of himself on the Earth's landscape?

    Other than that, I think it kind of resembles the Mona Lisa

  8. Anonymous Pembo 

    It's a football pitch, why would a baseball player haunt it?

  9. Anonymous Grass man 

    Looks like grass to me.

  10. Anonymous mark 

    Bart Simpson?

  11. Anonymous porocido 

    It's satana!!!

  12. Anonymous Michelle 

    Looks like Jesus to me. That is pretty bizarre.

  13. Anonymous rob 

    thats pretty cool i see the jesus, someone had a good eye to spot that

  14. Anonymous no 

    Its The Mona Lisa

  15. Anonymous Andrew 

    I see Jesus. You have to look at it the right way though. If you look at it with the wrong light it looks really weird. Or, weirder than it already looks.

  16. Anonymous ethan 

    it looks like its been photoshopped. it still looks cool though.

    and its a football field and when i say football i mean soccer

  17. Anonymous Mark 

    I'm not seeing Jesus - Definately a face of somekind though - Maybe its the reason why Crystal Palace dont seem to have much luck! (Ric....Crystal Palace are a Football (Soccer) team in the English Championship league - similar to Norwich City but not as good! hehe)

    Keep up the illusions :D

  18. Anonymous Kevin 

    Checked google maps, certainly nothing similar

  19. Anonymous ashley 

    i think this is lame...it doesn't even look like Jesus Christ and ric i'm sure its not a ghost. thats just stupid.

  20. Anonymous tom 

    "baseball great"??? euh

    This is the UK - hello! ;-) Baseball??? Be off with you! its soccer (dooh!) football!

  21. Anonymous DisasterMaster 

    Interesting, quite interesting. I just want to ask you this. Did you go through all the stadiums in the world in hopes of finding jeasus.

  22. Anonymous Sarah Mooring 

    Hmmm - unlikely to be a baseball great, given that Crystal Palace FC are an English football ("soccer") club!

  23. Anonymous to 

    It's a bit vague but IF you really see a white man with a beard, i tell you: Jesus was NOT a white man. Besides, it's green, so maybe a lost Martian.. ;)

  24. Anonymous Andy 

    Looks more like the Mona Lisa...

  25. Anonymous Elizabeth 

    that is soo weird...
    I agree with the previous writer though - it could be anything.
    It might even be me....

  26. Anonymous nick 

    ur an idiot thats a football field

  27. Anonymous Shtank 

    Maybe Golden Palace will buy it for $1,000,000

  28. Anonymous mayor 

    dear ric, your ignorance is painful, crystal palace fc is a football club, or soccer team. the only baseball greats to visit that stadium, were cheering for a soccer team

  29. Anonymous Spyder 

    I'm trying to see it -- is it supposed to be a profile of Jesus facing left?

  30. Anonymous Rx Queen 

    agreeing w/the guy "ric"
    not sure if thats jesus

  31. Anonymous bowlero 

    eerie. however it doesnt look perfect.

  32. Anonymous Franklin lomax 

    jesus lives

  33. Anonymous Larsbot3000 

    Well, Ric, I agree with your assessment that it's not Jesus, but baseball isn't played at the football ground of Crystal Palace...

  34. Anonymous ryan 

    who said anything about baseball? it's a football field.

  35. Anonymous Tim 

    No offense ric but jeez its clearly not a baseball field!

    I beleive in Jesus and this is a kickass illusion!

    Cud of been photoshoped but its still cool

    Keep up the neat illusions guys!

  36. Anonymous JUDAS 

    that is idiotic.

    My people killed him.

    JEW PRIDE.

    WOOOOO

  37. Anonymous Arden 

    I can C Jesus when its tiny, but when u C it up there ^^^ it looks like a lady, or a goat eye or the mona lisa...yea, i get alot ouf of it.....but not really Jesus

  38. Anonymous purple21 

    IT IS JESUS!!!! I WILL STAND BY MY RELIGION NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE THINKS OR SAYS ABOUT ME AND MY FAITH!!!

  39. Anonymous Mary 

    I think it will go up for sale on eBay.

  40. Anonymous Jargon 

    Is Jesus winking at me?

  41. Anonymous ron 

    jesus? How do you know jesus looks like? do you ever met him?

  42. Anonymous ellie 

    i see it now.....................kinda

  43. Anonymous Dave G 

    Actually it's Jesus from the Shroud of Turin.

    The field on Google maps is completely clear, although google maps has updated it's images recently. I think some CPFC supporters believe Jesus plays for their team or their players have mesiah-like ability.

  44. Anonymous toooooooom 

    dude, i knew He was a football fan!!!!

  45. Anonymous M 2 the H O 

    lol,

    class
    :D

  46. Anonymous M 2 the H O 

    maybe its a heavenly sign that jesus supports england!!! well i believe in jesus so...
    GO ENGLAND!!!,
    but then again, maybe he is dissapointed that england lost the world cup?
    maybe next time guys!
    or maybe.....




    JESUS IS GONNA PLAY 4 ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!
    AND IS GONNA MAKE THAT STADIUM A STAIRWAY 2 HEAVEN 4 THE CLUBS HANGOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GO JESUS

  47. Anonymous whateva 

    That is just odd

  48. Anonymous Whateva 

    I wounder if the matches there are always a draw considering Jesus is supposed to be a peace maker.

  49. Anonymous Brian 

    If it's not jesus then it is Satan mocking jesus. Who else has the power to create there image on a feild. If it has or hasn't been doctored then it shows us how his control is beyond our comprehension. Trust in him.

  50. Anonymous Dave L 

    A "testament" to the brain's ability to see a face where there is none. I do see it, but is it Jesus?

  51. Anonymous Someone 

    What the hell? Look again, it's neither Jesus nor Mona Lisa. IT'S JOHN LENNON!!!

  52. Anonymous Jan V. 

    It looks like Saddam Hussain, building weapons of mass destruction!

  53. Anonymous Leonardo 

    The biggest illusion here is that a lot of people see someone they've never actually met or have seen photos of.

    I've just watched the news and now I know for sure it's...... Osama Bin-Laden.

  54. Anonymous Joan S. 

    When I compare I to photographs of Jesus, I definitely see a resemblance!

  55. Anonymous Sudarsan 

    It looks like Usama bin Laden. To many people, it looks like Jesus. Moral of the story: Usama bin Laden is a descendant of Jesus.

  56. Anonymous Michael Tulley 

    It is a genuine photo (not doctored by Photoshop or anything), I think one of the local papers in Croydon/South London ran with it a while back. You have to say it looks like Jesus don‘t you? Who would bother to look if I said it looks like Bert Smith from down the road!

  57. Anonymous Mel 

    Leonardo, there's hundreds of photos of Jesus. Don't be ignorant, ignorance and hard-headedness are the prime reason people renouncing their faith, and therefore the root of all problems in the world.

    No one in their right mind can deny seeing the face of our saviour. This miracle is just one in a long row of evidence that jesus is trying to tell us something.

    If you don't see it you're probably already under satan's influence already.

    I will pray for you

  58. Anonymous chris 

    jesus is everywhere, and he likes sports

  59. Anonymous anon 

    mel...for someone who says "don't be ignorant" and then says "there's hundreds of PHOTOS of Jesus"..who really thinks that the camera was around when jesus was?

    i see a face but it could be anyone or anything.

  60. Anonymous warren cancilla (Culver city, California) 

    Yes, if the photo is untouched, then there is a face there, but it looks to be closer to Robin Williams in Awakenings rather than Jesus. Why do People automatically jump to 'Halelujah it's jesus' whenever a bearded face appears? Especially one as indistinct as this one.

  61. Anonymous [M]ilt 

    there isnt strong evidence thats jesus... besides. it could be caused by crazy men running around the field chasing ball till the grass turned orange..

  62. Anonymous frankie 

    some kinda!! but not looks at all!!!

  63. Anonymous me 

    i didn't know jesus had a mustache. looks like anyone. could be jesus though. or the mona lisa. but the mona lisa doesn't have a mustache either. or it could be a sign from the aliens. or God! or it could be....

  64. Anonymous anna 

    by the way, cameras wheren't common until at least the 1800s, so there aren't any photographs of Jesus. and the paintings you see of Jesus are the artist's (usually western-isd) ideas of what He looked like. and, unfortunately, Jesus was a heritic in His day (think martin luther in catholic england around king henry 8's rule)so there probably wouldn't be any images of Him anyway.

    that's not to say he wasn't right.

  65. Anonymous Gracie-K 

    How come no-one ever looks for bhudda in these things? Why jesus? I'm suing!!! (BTW, it doesn't look anything like a face, just some dead grass...)

  66. Anonymous shy_stir 

    That looks like some good grass and you all apparently have been smoking it. It's Tommy Chong now find me Cheech and I will be impressed \m/(-_-)\m/

  67. Anonymous ryan 

    nuhh mate. I reakon its jesus. lol. baseball field... what was he thinking

  68. Anonymous BibleGurl 

    Here's the scoop:

    1) If a human likeness shows up in a stain, grilled cheese sandwich, or football stadium and it looks like a woman with long hair, it's supposed to be Mary. If it looks like a woman with long hair and a beard, it's supposed to be Jesus. Those are the rules, no doubt set by the catholic church many years ago.

    2) Yes, John Lennon had long hair and a beard, as did many people in the 70's, but he's not as likely to pop his face into anything that's not making money in perpetuity. And don't say that it's John too loudly or Yoko might sue the stadium.

    3) Everyone who thought Mel was seriously saying that there are photos of Jesus has fallen into the trap that Mel set for them. Apparently it's funny to say stupid things pretending to be religious so that people think religious people are stupid.

    4) It's true that nobody knows what Jesus looked like, except that he had a beard (which was torn out by Romans shortly before his crucifixion.) As human beings, our brains are hard-wired to find faces, even in unusual places. If that face happens to have a beard, it might as well be ascribed to such an important person, but I can think of a hundred other things which remind me of Jesus besides a poorly-watered football pitch. Like motorcycle riding, and chasing chickens, and Diet Pepsi. (No, I'm serious.)

  69. Anonymous nonty 

    i thourt it was really silly

  70. Anonymous Lea 

    you must be told to see jesus

  71. Anonymous joeyo 

    what a cool jesus field...is it a catholic school?

  72. Anonymous me 

    mmmm i see

  73. Anonymous Fera Albi 

    Now I see...
    It is Osama bin Laden lurkin' in there!

  74. Anonymous matanglawin 

    We see what we WANT to see.

    So there...

  75. Anonymous Lucide 

    That's not Jesus...

    IT'S PETER FRAMPTON MAN ! FRAMPTON !

  76. Anonymous wiggly 

    I don't get it.

  77. Anonymous Jade Bear 

    *laughing*
    Hallelujah it's a sign! *lauging still* It looks like my neighbor.

  78. Anonymous Dude 

    Looks like the Zig Zag man... man!

  79. Anonymous nicholoas 

    Um. Does anyone find Jesus really handsome? Is it weird/bad to be physically attracted to a diety?

  80. Anonymous Alien 

    Yeah, looks like a space alien if you look at it upside-down

  81. Anonymous Pete 

    i know the image of "Jesus" you refer too. however. just remember that your brain fills in the gaps.

    interesting none the less

  82. Anonymous Person #5 

    I recognize it as homer simpson's head more than anything... (with a splotch on his for head ><)

  83. Anonymous BurninRubber 

    couldn't see it very well

  84. Anonymous OhDearLord 

    Just to add to the field debate:
    for all our American friends

    'Even if it were Derby County's "Baseball ground" we would still be talking about soccer.'

  85. Anonymous angelus 

    i see jesus.. like those biblical pics ya know? its definitely a face of some sort...

  86. Anonymous bELLA 

    i agree that it looks like it's from god save the queen, but i don't see jesus

  87. Anonymous geniusboy 

    idk it kinda looks like jesus if u squint your eyes .... oh well!

  88. Anonymous Anonymous 

    it loks like homer lol /\_/\

  89. Anonymous Anonymous 

    this is right up there with those idiots who see the virgin mary in toast and on tree bark. Seriously, get over it. It's some dead grass.

  90. Anonymous Zanzibar 

    It looks more like a cat to me...

  91. Anonymous Anonymous 

    Looks like Vader to me..

  92. Anonymous mati101 

    i just see normal wear & tear. but then i'm an aetheist.
    (didn't read all posts. 91!!! people sure feel pretty strongly about this kinda thing)

  93. Anonymous mati101 

    oopsie...i forgot to boo chrystal palace...my dad would be seriously annoyed...go brighton...ah well

  94. Anonymous Anonymous 

    I thinks it looks like Homer Simpson... or was if Ashley?

  95. Anonymous Anonymous 

    Its Photoshop all the way

  96. Anonymous Anonymous 

    Oh cmon, it is jesus (it is the main jesus picture containind upper torso and up). Secondly it is quite obvious to have been photoshoped.

  97. Anonymous Politikally Paranoid 

    Thats really kewl, and i love it. This is like, a once in a lifetime chance..no one will ever see anything like this ever again.

  98. Anonymous Anonymous 

    @ ethan #16 (and all the other)

    it looks like its been photoshopped. it still looks cool though.

    if it were photoshopped, everybody who had ever used photoshop could do it much better than that.
    this illusion is just a bad picture from a satelite like every other pic too.

  99. Anonymous Anonymous 

    It's Mr. T. with shades on!

  100. Anonymous Anonymous 

    I think it looks more like the mona lisa...! does that make me weird...?




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